Our Lady of Sorrows Daily
Jae Tyler defies accepted liturgy with blasphemous new dirge 'DTH BCH'
But even us Men of the Cloth can’t deny - this song rocks!
ARTS & CULTURE
FATHER DENNY DONNELLY
Published Sept 18, 2022
Haunches to Heaven
(Street Pulse, 2022)
Fathom, if you will, a song that sings of scorned souls cursed with ripened sweet-fruits hanging amidst unsightly thongs. Ghastly apparitions, caught between corporality and the ethereal, exploring pleasure in the dark sands betwixt their toes, lost upon the beaches of perdition. Who would find
frivolity and reason to rejoice upon such a melancholy entanglement with annihilation? There can only be one. The Siren of Sin, Jae Tyler.
This dude ROCKS.
With the blast of the proverbial ram’s horn, Jae Tyler has crafted one H-E-L-L of a video for the aforementioned “DTH BCH”. A true dirge, and scourge, for the Rock Gods.
Come, let us sing our joy for Jae Tyler; let us shout aloud to the Sexual Hard Rock of our salvation. Let his message of body positivity in the afterlife resound, and everything in it, the world, and all who live in it.
Praise Jae Tyler in his sanctuary; praise him in his mighty heavens. Praise him for his acts of power; praise him for his surpassing greatness. Praise him with the sounding of the trumpet, praise him with the harp and lyre, praise him with timbrel and dancing, praise him with the strings and pipe, praise him with the clash of cymbals. Oh! Praise him with resounding cymbals. But, above all, praise him for absolutely shredding upon his Japanese made solid maple body Epiphone ET-290N Crestwood in Royal Tan 22-fret axe!
As a Jae Fearing man, I recount: For those who did not defile themselves with women, and remained virgins into the World Beyond, the fruit shalln’t have ripened for no cause. For even as a spirit, Jae Tyler reveals that within the afterlife, and within the DTH BCH, one may still make big time sex on the eternal shores of the frothing deep. Rock on!
This article also appears in the September 2022 issue of U.S. Catholic (Vol. 666, No. 69, page 420). Click here to subscribe to the magazine.
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